from the slightly-funnier dept
This week, our first place winner on the insightful aspect is MrWilson with a touch upon final week’s publish, the place I needed to forego many of the Humorous part as a consequence of a scarcity of candidates:
To be honest, it looks like there’s much less and fewer to be laughing at, besides as a gallows humor coping mechanism.
In second place, it’s Thad with a remark about Senator Invoice Cassidy criticizing RFK Jr.’s ACIP appointees:
Cassidy voted to substantiate RFK Jr. Fuck him and the performative purchaser’s regret he rode in on.
For editor’s selection on the insightful aspect, we begin out with a remark from n00bdragon about ICE’s ongoing claims of a spike in assaults on brokers:
I can completely imagine assaults are up 500%. Simply bear in mind children: Once you’re mendacity face down on the pavement together with your fingers behind your again, for those who breathe too rapidly or too slowly or transfer a single muscle in any method or don’t transfer a muscle instantly on command or do transfer on command however don’t comply with the right instructions that is assault.
By this logic, the extra kidnappings ICE engages within the extra assaults they are going to fall sufferer to. Truthfully, a mere 500% enhance feels like an actual lowball.
Subsequent, it’s Coronary heart of Daybreak with a remark in regards to the remedy of individuals crossing the border into the US:
This stage of cruelty goes to harm the nation, all so a small group of bigoted, and hateful individuals can really feel higher about themselves.
Cities and states that rely upon tourism are already feeling the pinch, and it’s going to harm in different methods too. Folks aren’t going to convey innovation and funding into a rustic which may hit them with the door over any perceived infraction.
Fascism solely ever ruins a rustic. It by no means makes one higher.
Over on the humorous aspect, issues aren’t a lot totally different from final week, however we do have simply sufficient to place collectively an inventory, although the highest two feedback nonetheless earned their spot with solely a small handful of votes! Each are available in response to our publish in regards to the Fifth Circuit blocking Louisiana’s legislation mandating the posting of the Ten Commandments at school. In first place, it’s MrWilson once more, with a remark in regards to the governor saying children might merely not take a look at the posters:
Hey, that’s an incredible technique! In order for you the ten commandments to be posted wherever you go, simply begin imagining you see it posted, and depart everybody else alone.
Subsequent, it’s wibblewobble with a fairly particular concept for an act of protest:
RIGHT subsequent to each poster ought to be “the BDSM commandments. now we have 11 so we’re higher”
- Thou shalt obey the protected phrase
- Issues inserted into thine anus shall be clear and haven’t any sharp bits
- Spanking is elective as is butt-stuff.
- No biting throughout Oral except the opposite particular person asks for it
- Thou shalt not overtweak different peoples nipples except it actually will get them off….
and so on
make the poster 4x larger than the bible model…
For editor’s selection on the humorous aspect, we begin out with one final remark from MrWilson, this time in response to the query of whether or not the “Trump Cellphone” could be “gold plated, painted or solely photoshopped?”:
All three actually! It’s “gold-plated” for advertising and marketing functions, gold-painted for authorized functions, and photoshopped for sensible functions because it doesn’t truly exist but.
Lastly, it’s Nathan F with a remark in regards to the decide within the Abrego Garcia case recognizing that the DOJ’s proof is clearly rubbish:
I see the decide on this case ran the proof by their 5 12 months outdated baby.
That’s all for this week, of us!
